Masterful Nature
Archive for July, 2009
Copper
Jul 29th
Had a copper (Police Officer) tied to my bed in sleepsack and Fetters Sci-Fi hoods last night for some ball-stretching, loads of old-style poppers and forced cum with vibrator.
After that I put him in a tight leather hood with a dog-hood over that, but that was too hot, so changed to just the dog hood. Added fist mitts with paws, and gave him some cage time.
Was a good night, I’ll post some pics later if he lets me.
Accusations II
Jul 29th
Had another call “Why don’t you just go away” – I have no idea who this is about, and I am not seeing anyone regularly, let alone having an “affair”.
Ho Hum
Jungle Juice Plus
Jul 25th
Devus are now selling imported Jungle Juice Plus and MisterB Wings Brown.
These are the real thing. Jungle Juice Plus is rated #1
Accusations
Jul 24th
This afternoon the office phone rings and I answer is as usual.
Caller: Who’s that?
Me: You called me, why are you calling me if you don’t know who we are?
Caller: I’m asking you.
Me: Ok, we are a mail order company based in Manchester
Caller: Why is your number in my boyfriend’s phone.
Me: I have no idea, maybe he called us. You should ask your boyfriend.
Caller: What do you sell
Me: Ask your boyfriend
Caller (agitated): I’m asking you
Me: OK we sell Bondage gear and sex toys. Maybe your boyfriend bought you a present.
Caller: He’s not into Bondage or anything.
Me: Well we also sell things like Lube.
Caller: Are you having an affair with my boyfriend?
Me: I have no idea who you are, I am not having an affair with anyone.
Caller: We are from Blackburn
Me: I don’t know anyone from Blackburn but I am not having an affair with anyone.
Caller: Does Simon [surname} mean anything to you?
Me: No not really
Caller: Well he's called this number 4 times over the last week
{Hangs up]
I check the order records, and no-one with the name he gave has made any orders recently, and I also check the call records and no-one seems to have called repeatedly recently
Phone rings again, its the same guy. I try to explain that I don’t know him, I am definitely NOT having an affair with his boyfriened, I’ve checked the orders and we have not had any from that person, nor do we seem to have had any phonecalls from the same mobile number over the last week or so.
Caller: Are you Chris?
Me: Yes
Caller: RIGHT [hangs up]
He did call back again twice, but I had gone to the Post Office.
I have no idea what this is about. I don’t give out the office number to guys I meet, but it is on the shop website. Maybe there will be more drama tomorrow.
“I don’t have any pics”
Jul 24th
I am sick of hearing from guys whe say they can’t get photos.
Camera’s have been around for over 100 years and there have never been so many digital cameras around. Its really not that difficult. How do you expect someone to meet you if you don’t have a few photos?
So for those who say they can’t get a pic, here are some ideas.
A good photo doesn’t have to be naked, and a pic of your cock is not what I am lookin for, so there are lots of ways of getting a photo.
Buy a digital camera – You can get a digital camera from eBay for under a tenner. It doesn’t have to be the latest model. There are loads of second hand digital cameras on eBay which were the lastest model only a year or so ago.
Scan a photograph – Most people have some holiday snaps, scan them in using a scanner. If you don’t have one buy or borrow one, they are really cheap. You could also take a photograph with a film camera, many photo processors can put the images on a CD.
Use a mobile phone – Even if you don’t have a mobile phone or yours doesn’t have a camera, you must know someone who has one. Ask someone to take a photo and email it to you. Say its for Facebook or something. If you don’t know how to do this, your mobile provider will have help on their website, or call into their shop. You can also take your mobile into some High Street photo processing shops and have the photos printed out, or put on a disc.
Use a webcam – Webcams are also really cheap, and its quite easy to take still pics with them, you get better pics if you can do it in daylight.
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